i trust fr. johns lungs have healed. he was a true champion of a camp priest.
two stories: what left me personally without voice for a few days, was one night at our sing songing session...echoing fr. john's eddie vanhalen version of "boom a chicha boom" with more gusto than was prudent.
the other story funny enough is about..hmmm... pie. campers were in the thick of plotting their pranks. a little one (think: 8 yr old Frida Calo) approaches me silently and asks if she may have a moment of my time.
she: "kimberley, if i may...how do you feel about shampoo on cabin floor?"
me: "sounds kinds of sticky."
she: "i see. toothpaste on toilet seat?"
me: "yeeeah i guess ok."
she: "vasaline on door handles?"
me: "ah the ole classic. yeah sounds alright."
she: (pause) "kimberley, may i ask how you feel about pie?"
me: "pie? I enjoy pie. what kind of pie?"
she: "cream pie. well eight cream pie."
me: "where are you getting these eight ah cream pies?"
she: "ah the cooks. as we speak. they are preparing the pies."
me: "you have the cooks preparing pie for you. eight cream pies. when will these pies be ready, if i may ask?"
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it sure did.
i trust fr. johns lungs have healed. he was a true champion of a camp priest.
two stories:
what left me personally without voice for a few days, was one night at our sing songing session...echoing fr. john's eddie vanhalen version of "boom a chicha boom" with more gusto than was prudent.
the other story funny enough is about..hmmm... pie.
campers were in the thick of plotting their pranks. a little one (think: 8 yr old Frida Calo) approaches me silently and asks if
she may have a moment of my time.
she: "kimberley, if i may...how do you feel about shampoo on cabin floor?"
me: "sounds kinds of sticky."
she: "i see. toothpaste on toilet seat?"
me: "yeeeah i guess ok."
she: "vasaline on door handles?"
me: "ah the ole classic. yeah sounds alright."
she: (pause) "kimberley, may i ask how you feel about pie?"
me: "pie? I enjoy pie. what kind of pie?"
she: "cream pie. well eight cream pie."
me: "where are you getting these eight ah cream pies?"
she: "ah the cooks. as we speak. they are preparing the pies."
me: "you have the cooks preparing pie for you. eight cream pies. when will these pies be ready, if i may ask?"
she: (hushed but assuredly)
"by nightfall"
-kimberley
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